Rhodunzel Pantomime

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Fabulous blackheath pool board game

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Rhythm of Leaf Verse Blackheath started out with only wallabies Possums and the local aborigines, Suddenly a voice said. “Here we are, We’ve all arrived from overseas.” & the voice said, “Blackheath it is time to shine To grow some salad that’s quite divine Get your veggies down you past your teeth- Spread the religion of The Rhythm Of Leaf.” Chorus And The Rhythm Of Leaf is a powerful beat, Puts a tingle in your fingers and a tingle in your feet. Rhythm in your bedroom, Rhythm in the street, Yes, The Rhythm Of Leaf is a powerful beat, To feel The Rhythm Of Leaf, To feel the powerful beat, To feel the tingle your fingers, To feel the tingle in your feet, Nowadays Blackheath has lots of salad Garden Waldorf Caesar Dressed and Bare All of us are feeling really healthy Eating yummy salad everwhere And the voice said “Now add grated carrot Capsicum and cucumber in little bits If you eat up all your salad You will never get big zits (Chorus) Take a dive and swim to Blackheath, Take a dive and swim to Blackheath, Take a dive and swim to Blackheath, Swim, swim, swim to Blackheath Hit the floor and crawl to Blackheath. Hit the floor and crawl to Blackheath, Hit the floor and crawl to Blackheath, Crawl, crawl, crawl to Blackheath (Chorus) Flip your wings and fly to Blackheath, Take a dive and swim to Blackheath, Hit the floor and crawl to Blackheath. Blackheath we got The Rhythm Of Leaf, Of leaf, of leaf, of leaf.

Rock a Bye Baby Rock a bye baby born in Blackheath Your bottom is smelly & you don’t have teeth Stop screaming now or you know what we’ll do Send you to Lithgow where they will eat you Rock a bye baby almost asleep Let’s go for a walk down to Govett’s Leap Stop crying now or down you will fall Right down the cliff face cradle and all Rock a bye baby Rhodunzel Punch If I sat on you, you would go crunch Stop crying now or soon we will shout Here we all are at Evans Look OUT! When I Fall In Love #1 When I fall in love It will be in Blackheath And I’ll only love a Blackheath girl When I see you picking daisies Feral flowers are filling the air And my heart beets just like crazy Knowing you know I know you’re there When I give my heart It will be in Blackheath Or I’ll never give my heart And the moment I can feel that Feeling you feel for me too Is when I fall in love with you When I Fall In Love #2 When I fall in love It will be with hardware And my catalogue will be up to date All my parts will be numbered And my sales racks will be kept full And if you want some lumber One of us can help you

How do you solve a problem like Rhodunzel? How do you solve a problem like Rhodunzel? Is she manic-depressive or just down? No-one wants a problem like Rhodunzel A psycho, a werewolf, a clown How do you solve a problem like Rhodunzel? How do you make her just like one of us? Don’t let her go out alone? She might be violence prone! Bi-polar or just making lots of fuss How do you solve a problem like Rhodunzel? How do you fix her so that she’ll go away? How do you solve a problem like Rhodunzel? Give her lots of pills until she laughs No-one wants a problem like Rhodunzel I think that she must be a psycho path How do you solve a problem like Rhodunzel? What’s our favourite theory for today? Let’s fry some electric shocks Or lock her up in a box Let’s grill her Let’s kill her Let’s send her on her way How do you solve a problem like Rhodunzel? How do you fix her so that she’ll go away? The Colt From Old Regret He’s got turbo thrusters He’s got fluffy dice He’s got ABS braking Face it, he’s just nice (Refrain) The colt from old regret (× 3) He’s got 64 horse power And high compression gear knobs And twin overhead fox tails He’s faster than a welsh cob (Refrain) Every ride’s an adventure With blinkers on either side Feed him oats or bananas Oh boy, what a ride (Refrain)

Blackheath Belongs To Me The sun on the meadow is summery warm The winter is very wintry The Autumn is like Autumn And Spring is too Blackheath belongs to me The People in Blackheath are friendly & warm And there ‘s something to do With fog rain and bushfires and wind and storm Blackheath belongs to you In pubs and cafes our wise men still talk Of Blackheathens heroic deeds Whenever Blackheathens fing something wrong Then Blackheath secedes! Now Blackheathens, Blackheathens, Show us the sign we don’t want to have any fuss The morning will come When the world is mine Blackheath belongs to us Blackheath belongs Blackheath belongs Blackheath belongs to us Let Your Hair Down Here comes the butcher he’s got tasty cutlets He’s got special meat trays & some lovely sausage But he’s just not making her day He’s not the Prince of Blackheath so she’ll push him away Chorus: Let your hair down, Rhodunzel, over me Here comes the baker he’s got crusty topping He’s got very fresh rolls he’s got great big French stick But he’s just one sour dough He’s not the Prince of Blackheath so he’ll just have to go Chorus: He’s Oompah Loompah he’s got lovely chocolates He’s got special trousers he’s a balance tanker He got feet down below his knees He’s still not Prince Humey and she’s so hard to please Chorus: He’s Baron MacHeath, he’s got lovely mustaches He’s a real estate agent he’s got lovely billboards He says “One and one and one for me” He’s not the Prince of Blackheath but he’s talked to Humey Chorus: